So If You Fall, Your Frozen Body Is A Monument To Your Failure.

  • butchdykekondraki:

    butchdykekondraki:

    butchdykekondraki:

    free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

    free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

    free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

    (via tiedtothetales)

  • sensiblereblogifposts:

    pkducklett:

    fluffmugger:

    tenaciouszombiearcher:

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    Knowledge is empowering

    you can literally get gender changers for like $3

    And yes, that’s literally what they’re called.

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    Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

    (via seasnek)

  • marzipanandminutiae:

    scarsymmetry-deactivated2024022:

    scarsymmetry-deactivated2024022:

    scarsymmetry-deactivated2024022:

    idk who needs to hear this but if someone is religious, it is their business. you aren’t funny or edgy for expressing your hatred for all religions on earth (which i doubt anyway, because i dont think you know all roughly 4000 religions on earth). if you have your own gripes with it, that’s fine. whatever. but also don’t generalize, and don’t make it anyone else’s problem. i do not care what religion it is. just keep your lovely mouth shut.

    also. this goes doubly for white people. respect other people’s religious practices. even if it inconveniences you. even if it’s in public. even if it seems weird or trivial to you. understand that we as humans do not exist in a bubble and no one has to adhere to your ideals.

    and another thing. i know its scary. but maybe try to learn about religions? have a. i don’t know. open mind. and also. you arent entitled to knowing anyone else’s religious practices. such questions are seen by us polite folk to be quite invasive, actually :)

    also stop saying “religion” when you mean “very specific conservative subsets of Christianity”

    other religions can have issues, but they’re not all the Westboro Baptist Church

    (via blackteachangeling)

  • pitafish:

    beggars-opera:

    Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

    Come to Kenya, we’ve got lions!

    I like it when the red water comes out…

    But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

    I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

    Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

    Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

    MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

    We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

    Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

    Other (put in tags)

    Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

    I’m gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don’t remember or have never heard of some of these.

    A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there’s some strong examples of dark and/or “lolz teh random” humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

    Kenya

    Salad Fingers, episode 2

    End of Ze World

    Schfifty Five

    The Hamster Dance

    Badgers

    “Rejected” by Don Hertzfeldt

    Charlie the Unicorn

    The Llama Song

    Peanut Butter Jelly Time

    (via seasnek)

  • jazzybot4:

    fennel-tea:

    tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

    today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them

    today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

    I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.

    (via itseasytoremember)

  • guy60660:

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    J.C. Leyendecker

    (via faggotfungus)